What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

Goldfinger

Dr No

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Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do some children hate their parents?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.